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And This Is Why My Brain Is Broken
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And This Is Why My Brain Is Broken
Here I am trying to do stuff on the net and on my Galaxy Tab when my mother decides to talk to me.
Apparently, she got kites for a garage sale.
The woman announced this out of the blue and I asked if she was thinking of a garage sale and she said she just got them because she doesn't like balloons.
So why did she get the kites? For a garage sale.
Once again I ask if she's intending on having a garage sale and she says not but we could some day.
I ask what is the deal about kites. She says because she doesn't like balloons.
But what would she need balloons for. A garage sale. Then she asks, "Do you want me to show you the kites?" NO. I just want to know wha du fu!
Calm down, calm down and try not to let the brains leak out the ears and stop panicking that I have these genetics.
Ok. Calm. So I ask if she is intending on having a garage sale. No. Is she considering one in the future? Spew of something long and convoluted which ends up to mean maybe we will have one day and then we can use the kites.
Now is the fun question ... why do you need kites for a garage sale? Because she doesn't like balloons.
Keep from killing. No kill mother. Nope fratricide is a punishable offense no matter how crazy they make you.
Next question: What do you need the kites for? Well for the signs you know. The ... signs? Apparently people don't go to garage sales unless they see things bobbing about to catch their attention but she doesn't like balloons so would use kites hooked to the signs to catch people's attention.
Then people actually wonder why my brain sometimes doesn't work and I go into my own little world a lot.
Apparently, she got kites for a garage sale.
The woman announced this out of the blue and I asked if she was thinking of a garage sale and she said she just got them because she doesn't like balloons.
So why did she get the kites? For a garage sale.
Once again I ask if she's intending on having a garage sale and she says not but we could some day.
I ask what is the deal about kites. She says because she doesn't like balloons.
But what would she need balloons for. A garage sale. Then she asks, "Do you want me to show you the kites?" NO. I just want to know wha du fu!
Calm down, calm down and try not to let the brains leak out the ears and stop panicking that I have these genetics.
Ok. Calm. So I ask if she is intending on having a garage sale. No. Is she considering one in the future? Spew of something long and convoluted which ends up to mean maybe we will have one day and then we can use the kites.
Now is the fun question ... why do you need kites for a garage sale? Because she doesn't like balloons.
Keep from killing. No kill mother. Nope fratricide is a punishable offense no matter how crazy they make you.
Next question: What do you need the kites for? Well for the signs you know. The ... signs? Apparently people don't go to garage sales unless they see things bobbing about to catch their attention but she doesn't like balloons so would use kites hooked to the signs to catch people's attention.
Then people actually wonder why my brain sometimes doesn't work and I go into my own little world a lot.
Nygozy- Admin
- Posts : 1064
Join date : 2010-05-20
Age : 57
Re: And This Is Why My Brain Is Broken
>w> It sounds like something right out of a Monty Python skit.
Caterina- Posts : 157
Join date : 2010-05-21
Age : 32
Re: And This Is Why My Brain Is Broken
>fratricide
That's for killing your brother. The word you're looking for is "matricide".
-- Griffinhart
That's for killing your brother. The word you're looking for is "matricide".
-- Griffinhart
Re: And This Is Why My Brain Is Broken
See see ... she truly broke my brain because I can't even remember the word for killing my mom. Then again there is my sister and that is a workable concept ... hmmm.
My mother hates Monty Python but yes she definitely makes life like living in a terrible set of skits for it.
My mother hates Monty Python but yes she definitely makes life like living in a terrible set of skits for it.
Nygozy- Admin
- Posts : 1064
Join date : 2010-05-20
Age : 57
Re: And This Is Why My Brain Is Broken
Ouchies, that sounds like one heck of an experience. DDDDDD: My friend Fanny has some horror stories about her mom too.
Ashkaari- Posts : 33
Join date : 2011-05-06
Re: And This Is Why My Brain Is Broken
Actually Fratricide is murdering one's siblings. Matricide is killing one's mother.
Even so. My brain broke reading her logic.
Even so. My brain broke reading her logic.
Dragonis- Posts : 651
Join date : 2010-05-20
Age : 33
Location : ON, Canada
Re: And This Is Why My Brain Is Broken
Dragonis wrote:Actually Fratricide is murdering one's siblings. Matricide is killing one's mother.
"Frat" = "brother".
"Soror" = "sister".
Hence, "fratricide" = killing your brother,
"sororicide" = killing your sister,
"matricide" = killing your mother,
"patricide" = killing your father,
"infanticide" = killing a child (under 1 year of age),
"filicide" = killing your child,
"homicide" = killing a person,
"genocide" = killing a lot of people on an ethnic basis,
"omnicide" = killing Goddamn everything.
ETA: Oh, and "suicide" = killing yourself.
-- Griffinhart
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